EDITORIALS

There was a very silly movie that came out many years ago with Brad Pitt and Julia Roberts called “The Mexican.” The most memorable scene if you recall the advertising for the movie has Julia Roberts standing on a balcony throwing Brad’s clothes at him and screaming “It’s always about you!...

I’m not sure if all of you are aware of it, but The FENG is driven off of the ONE database we maintain of your directory listings. Our RSVP system and The FENG Member Discussion board all derive their usefulness from being driven off this primary source of information and never have to be ...

Should I ever retire to do stand-up comedy, I can assure you that I have more than enough material to keep any audience in stitches for hours.As Chairman of The FENG for the past 29 years, I have to tell you that I always thought that things would improve, but now I know (sadly) that they ...

For those members who are looking for a job just like the one they had, it may be time to take a good hard look around and see if this is a practical problem.Like the buggy whip manufacturers of old, some jobs and some industries are just not coming back.If you are in one of the hard struc...

We have now almost completed five full years of non-stop Zoom. I hope all of you are having as much fun as I am.Yes, it was so nice back in the “old days” meeting people for coffee or lunch. One of my big fears after COVID-19 ended was that I had forgotten how to tie a double Windsor. Did ...

If asked, I would be the first person to suggest that posted job leads are not where you need to focus your energies. That said, anytime you do respond to one, it pays to take a few minutes and actually read the posting and see what the requirements are.No, I am not talking about the job r...

I hope that none of you still believe in the Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus.In much the same way, I hope that all of you are smart enough to know that there is no job board with an exclusive list of job leads. And anyone trying to sell you job leads should be viewed with suspicion. If you thin...

For those of you who remember the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, there was a memorable scene where Butch and Sundance were cornered on the edge of a cliff and the only way out was to jump into a river and float away. As you may recall, Sundance was reluctant to jump, and only wi...

Many years ago I had to buy my son a car to get to school. So, we went down to the local used car lot and I spotted a Ford Escort. It was kind of cute. If memory serves, it was black and it was a stick shift.Having grown up poor, I wasn’t new to buying a used car. I opened up the hood and ...

In the accounting mindset, there is only one answer. The books either balance or they don’t balance. I guess this is what I have always found so satisfying about our craft. Ah, the symmetry of it all!Artists as well as other creative types on the other hand seem to have a problem with this...

It can be very frustrating to be told that you were number two. It gives you the feeling that if you had only done something different, presented something in a different way, (worn matching socks) the job might have been yours. If it happens to you more than once, it kind of makes you fee...

I have observed over my life that most of the people identified as experts are wrong a very high percentage of the time. In much the same way that a clock that has stopped is right twice a day, some acknowledged experts are identified by the media as geniuses only because they inadvertentl...

Sad to say, a lie is a lie is a lie. Some would also argue that the withholding of important information is also a lie. I believe this to be the truth, and you probably do too.One would have to wonder then why those of us of the accounting profession who pride ourselves on “no surprises” a...

I’m sure some of you have been seriously considered for jobs that paid less than you were previously earning. As an experienced sailor would tell you, any port in a storm.Unfortunately, there is always a bit of disbelief coming from across the table that ANYONE would work for less than the...

When they stopped paying me, that was bad enough. But, when they had the security guard escort me from the building and dump my few personal belongings on the sidewalk, I decided enough was enough. I just wasn’t going back to work at THAT place anymore.If you have a sense of humor and thin...

I just don’t think that I will ever see in my lifetime a job specification that calls for a minimum of 30 years of work experience. If you ever see one, I do hope you will send it my way so I can frame it.For those of us who are “well experienced,” it can be a difficult decision applying f...

As the length of time grows since your last “assignment,” the battle cry that is heard more frequently is the need to reinvent yourself.I’m not exactly sure how one can REALLY do that. As my grandmother used to say: “I am who I am.” The question I would pose to you is, are you sure you hav...

While many things in this electronic world we live in are a lot easier, keeping your job search a secret isn’t one of them.My wife reminded me recently of the hours I used to spend at my typewriter during the 1980’s responding to job ads. Yes, there was a time after candles were replaced w...

You have to kind of feel sorry for folks who have never been unemployed.I know it may sound strange to say this, but if you have never been knocked down, you may not know that not only will you get up again, but that you may be a better person in many ways when you do. I hope that members ...

Since about 90% of our membership is male, I hope no one will be offended if I let you all in on a little secret – most men don’t have a lot of friends. I am not altogether certain why that is, but it really doesn’t matter because making new friends is actually a lot easier than most peopl...

I have often said that a member’s visualization of his new job is his last job on his last day. In a sense, how could it be any different?As accountants, we value our history more than anything else. This “rear view mirror” approach to life is one of the many things that can cause us to li...